Whenever we go to Walt Disney World we fantasize about our ‘retirement job’ – what we’ll do for Disney when we abandon the cold northeast for warmer climes.

My retirement job has ranged from the Mayor of Main Street to custodial (I figure if I’m walking around cleaning that I’ll have ample opportunity to help/interact with guests) to steam train conductor.

But now I’ve begun to think outside the box. And I own Photoshop.

 

Do you like my garlic hat?

Yeah, I went there. I want to be an audio animatronic on Spaceship Earth. And I figured I’d pick a role where I could sit down. And wear an awesome, awesome hat.

Seriously though, whenever Katie and I ride Spaceship Earth, she says: “We have to get a hat like that.”

Well… You set your goals, you aim high and you persevere. Mission accomplished. Sort of.

They really should sell that hat at Mousegears.

What’s your dream Disney retirement job?