They look so happy...

In times past, I may have considered the Kitchen Sink at Beaches and Cream a meal in and of itself.

My arteries and back are thankful that I’ve now sworn off the monstrous concoction. But there was a time that I attacked it savagely. A small contingent of Disney special forces – Mousejunkies J, Deb and Walt and I – attempted to eat the Kitchen Sink one night. We were, in the end, defeated. Walt was playing hurt, and Deb is teensy and therefore can’t put away the massive portion necessary to defeat the beast.

I can’t give it another shot. I’ve made the decision to refrain from such insane overindulgence. Unless…

Wait, no. I must remain strong. I will put healthy living first. Or… Second. Maybe just one more attempt…

The Disney Parks Blog posted a video about how to construct the Kitchen Sink. Look what goes into this awesome piece of desserty art:

I can’t resist. I’m going back in late May. The gauntlet has been thrown down. I challenge you, Kitchen Sink. I will defeat you, or die trying.

Wait, that might be a little dramatic. I will defeat you or… Not.

Have you defeated the Kitchen Sink? Tell me your battle tale.