The apple doesn't fall far from the tree in the glass house with the black kettle. And other cliches.

Free dining at WDW

I know a lot of people see the “book with my services – they’re free” posts on Facebook. And that’s fine – a few of us are certified agents.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree in the glass house with the black kettle. And other cliches.

I just wanted to throw my hat in the ring in a different way. And let’s just say there’s a reason “Mousejunkies” wasn’t a book of poetry. (And if you want to ignore the sales pitch, just sit back and enjoy the worst poetry this side of the Vogons.)

“An Ode to Free Dining at WDW…”
Your Dole Whips are fine, your Churros delicious,
When I eat at Ohana, it is far from nutritious.

It’s always more fun when you don’t have to pay,
I’ll even get you in to the lovely Le Cellier.

The cheddar cheese soup is really quite great,
Did you know they have bread sticks? I think I had eight.

Or try Raglan Road, I love it so much,
Book with free dining, you’ll save a whole bunch.

You’ll eat so much food, they’ll take you out on a gurney,
All you have to do is book with Blue Sky Journeys.

And me.
Because it’s free.

There, see? Different.
Free Dining – WDW. Book by May 18th to receive free dining for select dates between Aug 25 – Sept 27. Talk to me and I’ll help you. For free, of course. Message me.

3 Comments

  1. Christy

    Next time I book a Disney Trip (probably sometime in 2013) I am going to book with Blue Sky…and you. You crack me up. How can I not?

    I just wanted you to know I read your poem with the same cadence as the tune from “Red Solo Cup.” Thanks a lot! Now I have it stuck in my head. :)

  2. Dan

    We just returned from our 9 day OMDD vacation last night (Incredible experience by the way) and already online planning our 2013 vacation to WDW. I am hoping that they will continue the trend of free dining Septembers and plan to return then.

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