I know a lot of people see the “book with my services – they’re free” posts on Facebook. And that’s fine – a few of us are certified agents.
I just wanted to throw my hat in the ring in a different way. And let’s just say there’s a reason “Mousejunkies” wasn’t a book of poetry. (And if you want to ignore the sales pitch, just sit back and enjoy the worst poetry this side of the Vogons.)
“An Ode to Free Dining at WDW…”
Your Dole Whips are fine, your Churros delicious,
When I eat at Ohana, it is far from nutritious.
It’s always more fun when you don’t have to pay,
I’ll even get you in to the lovely Le Cellier.
The cheddar cheese soup is really quite great,
Did you know they have bread sticks? I think I had eight.
Or try Raglan Road, I love it so much,
Book with free dining, you’ll save a whole bunch.
You’ll eat so much food, they’ll take you out on a gurney,
All you have to do is book with Blue Sky Journeys.
Because it’s free.
There, see? Different.
Free Dining – WDW. Book by May 18th to receive free dining for select dates between Aug 25 – Sept 27. Talk to me and I’ll help you. For free, of course. Message me.