When it comes to Disney, my trusted news sources are people and sites like MickeyXtreme.com, Lou Mongello, all the great people at AllEars.net, the guys at WDWToday and Jim Hill. These people cover Disney and Walt Disney World full-time. Whereas to other general travel magazines and columnists, Disney is just another travel destination.
So I’m usually somewhat skeptical when a travel magazine puts up or publishes a Disney-related travel feature. A lot of times they just don’t get it, or pass along flawed information.
Travel and Leisure posted a feature called “Disney’s Coolest Rides.” So it was with that jaundiced eye that I clicked on the link. I was curious what Travel and Leisure had to say. And who knows, the author might be a font of Disney info. He might be ONE OF US. Besides, it’s kind of hard to screw up cool Disney rides. I haven’t read the list yet, so I’m just going to go one by one and live-blog my reaction.
Let’s look at T&L’s list and see how they did.
First things first – the author, Jason Cochrane, went straight to a real pro – Jeff Kurtti.
Jeff Kurtti is fed up with people trashing It’s a Small World. “People who think they are too sophisticated for this kiddie attraction are kind of sad,” says Jeff Kurtti, content consultant for San Francisco’s Walt Disney Family Museum. “The world is full of people who refuse to let go and enjoy themselves.”
I love that quote. That’s exactly what happened on my first trip to Walt Disney World as an adult. My wife and I just let ourselves go and enjoy it all. Well said, Mr. Kurtti.
And now, to the list:
Soarin’ – Well, yeah. It’s hard to argue with that. It’s one of my top two in all of Walt Disney World.
Splash Mountain – Another triumph, to be sure, but I can see that he’s playing it safe by hitting the biggies. I love this attraction, but Amy does not. As a result, I think Katie has absorbed a little fear of it. I’ll get her on it as some point.
Kilimanjaro Safari – Again, who’s going to argue with him about this choice? Great attraction, great execution. I’m still hoping he throws in a dark horse contender.
Indiana Jones – I haven’t had the opportunity to experience this attraction yet, but I hear only great things. He (rightfully) points out the connection to Dinosaur at WDW, but qualifies it as “maligned.” The only problem I’ve ever had was the change in title in an attempt to tie it in to a movie. I love Dinosaur. It’s the only reason I go anywhere near Chester and Hester’s.
Mission: Space – It’s a good ride. But top 10 in all the theme parks? Debatable.
Jungle Cruise – It’s a classic, and I’m happy to see him straying into some of the older attractions. Of the classics, it’s not my favorite. But I don’t expect everyone to have the same Disney tastes as I do.
Toy Story Mania – Right on. This is one of my favorite attractions anywhere on Disney property. I’ve seen it criticized by the Re-Imagineering Blog (which I greatly respect,) but I’m going to just have to disagree with them on this one. I have an absolute blast with my family on this attraction.
Spaceship Earth – OK, it’s official – I like this guy. I love Spaceship Earth. I would marry it.* On a hot day, there’s nothing better than kicking back and going on a journey through time in the cool darkness. I liked it better before the re-do, since the second half of the ride is pretty much just gone, but it has not chipped away at my affection for this attraction. And here’s something I didn’t know about it: “It’s an S.O.B. to operate and maintain.” Interesting. I would kill for a chance to walk through with the lights on and really examine every corner.
It’s a Small World – Confession: I ride Small World on every trip. And Peter Pan. And Pooh. I’m a sucker for Fantasyland.
Pirates of the Caribbean – Of course. And I’m also a big fan of the post-Depped version. It retains the classic feel, and yet managed to drop in a few modern touches. The first time I saw Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack skulking next to a wall and then looking left and right, I could’ve sworn it was a human actor.
I guess that’s it. Decent list.
I was holding out for a real unexpected attraction. In particular, the Carousel of Progress. It’s still one of my favorites. I feel a direct connection to Walt’s guiding hand through that attraction.
*No, really. Mr. and Mrs. Spaceship-Burke.
What do you think of the list? What was left off?












Discussion
1) Pirates – Best evah. I can smell the funny water now.
2) Everest – I loved this before I took my seven year old on it and I love it even more thinking of her screaming (with happiness – don’t call the cops on me) and grinning ear to ear next to me.
3) Spaceship Earth – I’m a sucker for darkness and robots.
4) Carousel of Progress – I don’t *love* the ride all that much, but I like sitting in air conditioning and watching animatronic Norm MacDonald talk like the Christmas Story guy.
5) Tomorrowland Transportation Authority – I shouldn’t like what is essentially a fairly lazy ride in concept, but I get a kick out of quickly reviewing all of the Tomorrowland rides. And sitting.
I was shocked to see only one coaster make the list? No Haunted Mansion either? Oof! I was hoping to see Philharmagic somehow make the list, but that’s just for my own markish reasons since I love it so much.
Overall not a bad list.
My physics teacher was talking about how he’s taking his grandson to WDW and how he won’t go on “it’s a small world.” He said it’s boring, he doesn’t like the song because it gets stuck in his head, and I’d only find him on Space Mountain. So I told him that it’s the classic of all classics, your four year old grandson probably won’t want to go on Space Mountain, and the ride is designed so that it’s only heard in English twice, resulting in minimal head-stuckness.
I’m glad to see a guy go to the classic rides as well as the major ones.
I love any and every discussion of anything Disney. I loved reading this article. I’m glad someone mentioned Tomorrowland Transit Authority. It was the very first ride I went on at Disney as a kid (It was the WEDway People Mover back then, I believe). I’ve loved it ever since. My brother told my Mom she was about to go on Space Mountain when the ride passes through it and she believed him! We all still laugh about her screaming on Tomorrowland Transit Authority. It’s one of my best Disney memories. As far as other favorites: Pirates, Soarin’, Toy Story Mania, Carousel of Progress, Spaceship Earth…all great choices…couldn’t agree more!!
My mother used to insist that it’s a small world be the first and last ride of every trip. She had to be more flexible on our most recent trip because we did things a bit differently due to the half marathon and not wanting to do excessive walking beforehand. But speaking of 74 year old “Daredevil” Irene P, I have a ride photo from Splash Mountain I just had to get. In the photo, both of my parents have their hands sky-high, while I was captured mid-chickening out with my hands on their way back down. I distinctly remember screeching, “What are you DOING??!!” when I saw my mother raise her hands. She insists i told her to do it to which I insist she’s crazy. Her favorite rides are 1) Test Track, 2) it’s a small world, 3) Toy Story Midway Mania. My favorite rides are 1) Haunted Mansion, 2) Expedition Everest, 3) Tower of Terror.
Carousel of Progress!!!! This is my husband’s favorite. I’m not sure what part is his favorite….the fact that the kids all fall fast asleep within the first 2 minutes or the song that just sticks with you for the rest of the day! An added bonus….whenever we want to get that famous eye roll from our kids…we just break out with “It’s a great, big, beautiful tomorrow…”! Ya gotta love an attraction that not only makes one feel a little nastalgia but also has the “bug your kid” factor! Awesome!!! We once received a bonus fast pass to Carousel. We looked at it and just laughed..really?….a fast pass? We thought we should keep it for the scrap book! I only wish everyone could appreciate this attraction the way we do! My husband also loves Spaceship Earth…it is a must on the way in and on the way out of Epcot on every trip!
Bill, you left out Tower of Terror on your fav list. I know this must have been an oversight seeing as how you have expressed how dear it is to you.
Soarin’ – I get motion sickness as does my daughter. But we both knew we’d be mad at each other for not going on so we did! I was as far into my sister’s lap as I could be, while grammy held my daughter’s hand. A great bonding time!
Jungle Cruise- My husband’s humor, and my moher’s favorite ride! We used to stand for 90+ minutes in august for this. And it was worth it!
Peter Pan- My first stop in MK!
Toy Story Mania- The best ride to fast pass… So much fun for everyone! Even if you stink at video games, you have a chance for redemption here!
Pirates will always have a spot in my heart. I was (and still am) terrified of hills in rides… my family swore there were no hills in this ride. I have never trusted any of them after that dip! lol And that was almost 2 decades ago!
He forgot Haunted Mansion, Space Mountain and Tower of Terror!! Lol if only he was making a list of 15…
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