I’m obsessed with the movie “Caddyshack.”

Specifically with Judge Smails and Spaulding. So in my perfect world, this is how the christening of the Disney Dream would have gone.

There would be no Jennifer Hudson as the ship’s Godmother. There would be Spaulding, having nothing and liking it.

Forgive me, for I own a copy of Photoshop.

"Spaulding get your foot off the boat!"

"Spaulding get your foot off the bottle!"

"Spaulding get your foot off the funk!"

"Spaulding get your foot off Captain Jack!"